|niall:||i drink and swear a lot|
|zayn:||i smoke cigarettes and look like I'm high half the time|
|louis:||i like to give people the finger and have loads of pictures of my ass on the internet|
|liam:||i lost my virginity at 14|
|harry:||i banged a 32 year old and went to a strip club the other week. plus i got a nude photo|
|idiot parent:||oh what a great band for my 6 year old daughter|
Interviewer: How many of you got girlfriends? Or boyfriends, I don’t know. Two? Two?
Liam: Yeah me and Louis have both got girlfriends. We’re the only, um…
Liam: …guys with girlfriends, and the rest of them are all single.
Louis: And the rest of them all have got boyfriends!
Interviewer: Alright! And—
Harry: …Louis’ boyfriend.
??: Take that back.
Louis: Yeah, yeah, that’s, that’s gonna have to come out.
Interviewer: Yes, it will.
OH MY FUCKING GOD